Ballroom Dance

I've never understood why men enjoy sports that involve hanging out in sweaty locker rooms with other semi-nude men. Usually these sports have a high risk factor involved too.

I ballroom dance, which I enjoy quite thoroughly. Why?

• There is a lower risk factor
• I'm in close contact with (usually) beautiful women
• It's extremely fun
• It's extremely sensual
• There are no sweaty locker rooms involved
• There are quite often almost semi-nude women involved (who I may be dancing with)

Whoever decided that men who ballroom dance were gay, ought to be shot. To my friends who laughed and doubted me, here is a video clip from Take the Lead:

Who is laughing now?! ME!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! You can have your sweaty men in locker rooms! I'll take dancing with women in revealing clothes, thank you very much! If you thought ballroom dance was a wussy type of dance, well think again!!